Thursday, October 18, 2007

Guys I would like to push in front of a moving bus: Steve-O

Not only does this ass clown not contribute to society in any manner, he actually takes away from society.


I would really like to see this guy exterminated from the social conscience for the good of mankind.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

You stay classy, Jeremy Shockey

There haven't been very many things that pop into mind today for hating purposes, but after mulling over my fantasy team and thinking about MNF last night, one other person of interest materialized.

It was during the second half of the Giants-Falcons game and everyone's favorite Manning, Eli, threw his second pick of the game, this one to DeAngelo Hall who looked like he was on his way to a pick 6.

Hall was making his way across midfield when one of the most unlikeable players in the league, Jeremy "I think I'm way better than I really am" Shockey, leg whipped Hall while laying on the ground. I'll give him the fact that he may have prevented a touchdown, but the leg whip is about the cheapest move in the game.

But it's not only the leg whip, it's that it came from Shockey. A guy that is about as unlikeable as it gets (unless your you're a Giants fan). Why? Just watch the guy. Besides the fact he is his own biggest fan, the guy overreacts and is just an turd in general. Case in point, Shockey's first year in the league: 9ers-Giants in a wild card game in San Fransisco, Shockey gives the finger to a young (maybe 12-years-old) 9ers fan and his dad in the first row.

Jeremy Shockey, class act all the way.

Starting off on the right foot


There's only one possible way to start this blog off right, with the most undeniably annoying jerk to invade your eardrums. The man Deadspin affectionately refers to as Shrutebag, former (self proclaimed) 'Portland Media Icon' and all-around clown, Colin Cowherd.

Every morning my sleep is interrupted by my radio alarm and this wind bag (actually preceded by the nearly as unlikeable Mike and Mike). So EOH salutes you Shrutebag, you disrupt my sleep and start my day off with a shiver. For that you are our inaugural hate.

Don't sweat the technique

Welcome to the best blog you've never heard of. There's plenty out there for us to hate on, and we will do our damndest to get to most of them.

This blog is now officially official. Enjoy.

The world is no longer a safe place.