The crazy scale

Can you really trust someone who dives a car with more than two bumper stickers on it? The further up in number of bumper stickers, the further up the crazy scale he/she climbs. And here in Portland, bumper sticker overload runs rampant.



This needs to stop. Immediately. I don't care if you hate George Bush or love him. I don't care if love is all I need. I don't care if you're a Dead Head or love Dave. While I do find some bumper stickers entertaining while waiting for the light to change, is it really necessary to force us all to look at everything you hate and love all at once?

By the way, all those driving around with Kerry/Edwards stickers still attached to your '98 Subaru wagon, you fought a good fight, but it's time to let go. The election was four years ago. That said, we need more Obama '08 stickers.

Just a thought.

Enter before exit

I can't stand those people who are waiting outside an elevator door, or MAX stop, and insist on pushing their way onto the elevator, or train, before those exiting have a chance to step off. Hasn't anyone heard of effin' courtesy?!?! Doesn't it make sense to let those get off before you, to free up room for your pushy ass?



Turn your brain on idiots.

R.I.P. Giambi's stache

The world was a better place with it.



Slump or no slump, I do not promote the shaving of this beautiful soup strainer.